GSOD / IGNITION
TURNING THE KEY…
Checking your session.
GSOD / DRIVER IDENTIFICATION
GET IN
THE CAR.
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GSOD / NOT DEAD YET
Dashboard
ENGINE RUNNING / DASHBOARD OFFLINE
Cockpit data is temporarily unavailable.
YOU ARE IN THE BACK SEAT of a broken car in an empty parking lot. Someone destroyed the driver's seat to drive from the back: a plumbing pipe runs through it to a small steering wheel in your lap, three salvaged gauges are bolted, hung and zip-tied into the torn upholstery, and the handbrake has a pipe extension with a bowling ball on the end. Move the mouse or drag to look around. Use Tab to go through the things in the car, Enter to use one, Escape to sit back.
YOUR SELLER CODE
CHECKING Payout system off.SELLER CODE PENDING
Customers enter it at checkout; their sale is attributed to you.
TEST MACHINE. Pull the lever below the gauges.
Pull the handbrake lever: the gauges turn into reels and spin. Cosmetic only: no real reward is issued, nothing is purchased and no allowance is used.
THE METER IS RUNNING.
SELLER SALES
0Attributed orders. Refunds excluded.SALES GENERATED
$0SELLER COMMISSION
$0DESIGNER COMMISSION
$0PAYOUT SYSTEM OFF
STAFF TOILET
Pick one, then scoop it.
THE DAMAGE LOG.
LINKED ORDERS
000000YOUR ORDERS
0Paid, last 30 days.SERVICE HISTORY
0 ORDERS- No linked paid orders yet.
Paid orders linked by verified email. One receipt each on the spike.
CREATOR LICENSE · BACK
CREATOR SLOTS
0One raffle ticket each.DESIGN SLOTS / GRANTS
0 slots remaining- No remaining slots
Issued for a verified purchase or an explicit Creator grant. PAYOUT SYSTEM OFF
Look around. Pull the lever for a cosmetic test spin.